Thankful

I've sure gotten old.

I've had two By-pass surgeries.

A hip replacement, new knees.

Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia.

Have poor circulation, hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.

Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.

Have lost all my friends.

But... Thank God, I still have my Florida driver's license!

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