Stiff Neck

A man was walking down the street when he noticed that his grandfather was sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" the man exclaimed.

The old man looked off in the distance and did not answer his grandson. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again.

The old man slyly looked at him and said, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This was your Grandma's idea!"

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