Sperm Count
A 75-year-old man went to the doctor's office to
get a sperm count. The Doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take
this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."
The next day, the 75-year-old man reappears at the doctor's office and
gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as the previous day.
The doctor asks what happened, and the man explains, "Well, Doc, it's
like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
with my left hand, but nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She
tried with her right hand, but nothing. Then with her left, but
nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then
with he teeth out, and still nothing. Hell, we even called up the lady
next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but
nothing."
The doctor was shocked. "You asked your
neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter
what we tried, we couldn't get that damn jar opened!"
