She's Mad at You!
Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in
the neighboring apartment, Mrs. Silver said to her son, "Timmy, would
you go next door and see how old Mrs. Kirkland is?"
A few minutes later, Timmy returned. "Well," asked Mrs. Silver, "is
she all right?" "She's fine, except that she's mad at you." "At me?"
the woman exclaimed. "Whatever for?" "She said 'It's none of your
business how old she is,'" snickered Timmy.
