The Sex Therapist
A noted sex therapist realized that people often
lied about the frequency of their encounters, so he devised a test
to tell for certain how often someone has had sex.
To prove his theory, he filled an auditorium with people, and went
down the line, asking each person to smile. Using the size of the
person's smile, the therapist was able to guess accurately until he
came to the last man in line, an elderly gentleman, who was grinning
from ear to ear.
"Twice a day," the therapist
guessed. But the therapist was surprised when the man says no.
"Once a day, then?" Again the answer is no. "Twice a week?" "No."
"Twice a month?" "No." The man finally said yes when the doctor got to
"once a year."
The therapist is angry that his
theory isn't working, and asks the elderly gentleman, "What the heck
are you so happy about?"
The gent answered,
"Tonight's the night!"
