Sex Advice
A young fellow was about to be married and was
asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how often you should have
it. His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you
want it all the time, and maybe do it several times a day.
His grandfather continued to tell the young fellow that later on, sex
tapers off and you have it once a week or so. Then as you get older,
you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are
lucky to have it once a year - maybe on your anniversary.
The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "Well how about you and
Grandma now?"
His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just
have oral sex now."
"What's oral sex?" The young
fellow asked.
"Well," Grandpa said, "She goes to bed
into her bedroom, and I go to into my bedroom. And she yells, 'F---
You!" And I holler back, "F--- You too'."
