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I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm.
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I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.
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I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm
going.
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I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin,
antacid...
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I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.
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I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
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I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying.
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I'm very good at telling stories...over and over and over and over.
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I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as
mine.
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I'm so cared for: long-term care, eye care, private care, dental
care.
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I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, children,
politicians...
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I'm positive I did housework correctly before the Internet.
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I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place.
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I'm wrinkled, saggy and lumpy, and that's just my left leg.
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I'm having trouble remembering simple words like... uh...
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I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies.
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I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less.
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I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days.
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I'm in the *initial* state of my golden years: SS, CD's, IRA's,
AARP.
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I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be
alive
at 150?
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I'm anti-everything now: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise,
anti-inflammatory.
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I'm a walking storeroom of facts... I've just lost the key to the
storeroom.
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I'm a Senior Citizen and I think I am having the time of my life...
Aren't I?
