Quotes
"Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever."
- Robert Benchley
"He is alive, but only in the sense that he can't be legally buried."
- Geoffrey Madan
"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the National Debt."
- Herbert Hoover
"When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick."
- George Burns
"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."
- Groucho Marx.
