Quotes

"Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever."
- Robert Benchley

"He is alive, but only in the sense that he can't be legally buried."
- Geoffrey Madan

"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the National Debt."
- Herbert Hoover

"When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick."
- George Burns

"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."
- Groucho Marx.

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