Quotes

"Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate."
- Woody Allen

"I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere."
- George Burns

"People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit."
- George Burns

"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."
- George Burns

"I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in it's holder is a thrill."
- George Burns

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