Quotes
"Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your
children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain
control of your estate."
- Woody Allen
"I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very
pleased to be anywhere."
- George Burns
"People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh
birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit."
- George Burns
"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and
wonder what else you could do while you're down there."
- George Burns
"I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in it's holder is a
thrill."
- George Burns
