Quotes

"First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly."
- Branch Rickey

"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap."
- Bob Hope

"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples."
- George Burns

"I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time."
- Greer Garson

"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet."
- Rita Rudner

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