Quotes
"First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip
up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly."
- Branch Rickey
"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time
for my nap."
- Bob Hope
"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still
had pimples."
- George Burns
"I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps
changing all the time."
- Greer Garson
"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until
my ears meet."
- Rita Rudner
