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• Old system users never die, they just chdir to NULL.

• Old tanners never die, they just go into hiding.

• Old tape dispensers never die, they just get used up.

• Old teachers never die, they just lose their class.

• Old telephones never die, they just stop ringing.

• Old thermodynamicists never die, they just achieve their state -- of maximum entropy.

• Old trash never dies, it just gets buried.

• Old trigonometry teachers never die, they just lose their identities.

• Old trombonists never die - they just slide away...

• Old truckers never die; they just get a new Peterbilt.

• Old vacationers never die, they just don't come back.

• Old violinists never die - they just become unstrung.

• Old voicemail systems never die, they just stop answering.

• Old wants never die, they become needs.

• Old watchmakers never die, they just run out of time.

• Old watchmakers never die, they just unwind.

• Old watchmakers never die, they just wind down.

• Old weathermen never die, they reign forever.

• Old whitewater rafters never die, they just get disgorged.

• Old wool coats never die, they just become mothballed.

• Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip.

• Old yachtsmen never die, they just keel over.

• Walt Disney didn't die, he's in suspended animation team.

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