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• Old quilters never die, they just go to pieces.

• Old quilters never die, they just go under cover.

• Old quilters never die, they just stop receiving.

• Old railroaders never die, they just derail.

• Old rain puddles never die, they just dry up.

• Old sailors never die, they just get a little "DINGHY".

• Old sailors never die, they just lose their porpoise.

• Old salesmen never die, they just go out of commission.

• Old schools never die, they just lose their principals.

• Old Scotts never die, but they can be kilt.

• Old sculptors never die, they just lose their marbles.

• Old seamstresses never die, they just come to the point.

• Old steers never die, they just lose their vision.

• Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away.

• Old sheetrockers never die, they just hang around.

• Old shoemakers never die, they just lose their sole.

• Old skiers never die, but they go downhill fast.

• Old soccer players never die, they just lose their kick.

• Old soldiers never die, young ones do.

• Old spelunkers never die, they just cave in.

• Old steelmakers never die, they just lose their temper.

• Old students never die, they just get degraded.

• Old swimmers never die, they just fall off their blocks.

• Old swimmers never die, they just have a stroke.

• Old swimmers never die, they just kick-off.

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