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  • Old numerical analysts never die, they just get disarrayed.

  • Old owls never die, they just don't give a hoot.

  • Old pacifists never die, they just go to peaces.

  • Old paradoxes never die, they just become enigmas.

  • Old Photographers never die, they get sent to the old focus home.

  • Old Photographers never die, they just stop developing.

  • Old pilots never die, they just buzz off.

  • Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane.

  • Old planets never die, they just lose their attraction.

  • Old plastic never dies, they just recycle it.

  • Old plumbers never die, they just go down the drain.

  • Old policemen never die, they just cop out.

  • Old postal carriers never die, they just lose their zip.

  • Old printers never die, they're just not the type.

  • Old programmers never die, they just byte it.

  • Old programmers never die, they just decompile.

  • Old programmers never die, they just get bugged with life.

  • Old programmers never die, they just go to bits.

  • Old programmers never die, they just lose their memory.

  • Old programmers never die, they just move to new addresses.

  • Old programming whizzes never die, they just recurse.

  • Old propane tanks never die, they just run out of gas.

  • Old prostitutes never die, they just fake away...

  • Old punters never die, they just go horse.

  • Old quarterbacks never die, they just fade back and pass away.

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