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• Old librarians never die, they just lose their references.

• Old light bulbs never die, they just blink out.

• Old limbo dancers never die, they just go under.

• Old linguists never die, they just rearrange their deep structures.

• Old magicians never die, they just disappear.

• Old magicians never die, they just float away.

• Old magicians never die, they just make a big production of it.

• Old magicians never die, they just they just change color.

• Old magicians never die, they're just fooling themselves.

• Old math teachers never die, they just keep coming back to give you more homework.

• Old math teachers never die, they just reduce to lowest terms.

• Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.

• Old mathematicians never die, they just go off on a tangent.

• Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some functions.

• Old mediums never die, they are just visiting their friends.

• Old mercenaries never die, they find someone else to take their place.

• Old mercenaries never die, they just go to Hell to regroup.

• Old meteors never die, they just burn up.

• Old milkmaids never die, they just lose their whey.

• Old ministers never die -- they just go out to pastor.

• Old MP's never die, they just attain peerage.

• Old musicians never die, they just decompose.

• Old musicians never die, they just get played out.

• Old musicians never die, they just go from bar to bar.

• Old nuclear power plants never die, they just go off-line.

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