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• Old Helsinki tourists never die, they just vanish into Finn Air.

• Old hikers never die, they just trail away.

• Old hippies never die, they just smell that way.

• Old hockey players never die, they just achieve their final goal.

• Old home brewers never die, they just ferment away.

• Old hunters never die, they just stay LOADED.

• Old hypochondriacs never die, they just imagine it.

• Old hypochondriacs never die, they just lose their grippe.

• Old immortals never die, they just...don't.

• Old interpreters (for the deaf) never die, they just sign off.

• Old investors never die, they just roll over.

• Old Jedis never die, they jut fade away.

• Old jokes never die, they just get retold by the young.

• Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.

• Old kayakers never die, they just roll back over, and do it again.

• Old key punch operator never die, they just punch out.

• Old kids never die, they just adulterate.

• Old kids never die, they just grow up.

• Old knights in chain mail never die, they just shuffle off their metal coils.

• Old laser physicists never die, they just become incoherent.

• Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.

• Old lawyers never die, they just lose their briefs.

• Old librarians never die, their computers have Fatal Errors.

• Old librarians never die, they just check out.

• Old librarians never die, they just get re-shelved.

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