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• Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience.

• Old editors do it with a red pen.

• Old electricians never die, they just do it until it Hz.

• Old electricians never die, they just lose contact.

• Old energizer bunnies never die, they go on, and on, and on....

• Old engineers die, they just lose their bearings.

• Old English majors do it with Strunk and White.

• Old environmentalists never die, they are just recycled.

• Old Eskimos never die, they just get cold feet.

• Old Eskimos never die, they just go cold.

• Old exorcists never die, they just give up the ghost.

• Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.

• Old farmers never die, they just spade away.

• Old fishermen never die, their rods just go limp.

• Old fishermen never die, they just get reel tired.

• Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way.

• Old football players never die, they just go to the end zone.

• Old frogs never die, they just croak.

• Old fruit never die, it just pear-ishes.

• Old garage men never die, they just retire.

• Old golfers never die, they just lose their drive.

• Old graphic artists never die, they just de-rez.

• Old gymnasts never die, they just take longer to mount.

• Old hams never die, they just get grounded.

• Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips.

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