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• Old businesses never die, they just get consolidated.

• Old cars never die, they just get run into the ground.

• Old cashiers never die, they just check out.

• Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.

• Old chemists never die, they just do it inorganically.

• Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.

• Old chemists never die, they just lose their refluxes.

• Old chemists never die, they just reach equilibrium.

• Old chemists never die, they just smell that way.

• Old cleaning ladies never die, they just kick the bucket.

• Old composers never die, they just decompose.

• Old computer programmers never die, they just lose their memory.

• Old computer programmers never die, they just byte the dust.

• Old credit cards never die, they just expire.

• Old cricketers never die, they just get bowled over.

• Old cricketers never die, they just get smashed for six.

• Old dancers never die, they just step away.

• Old daredevils never die, they just get discouraged.

• Old deans never die, they just lose their faculties.

• Old dentists never die, they just lose their pull.

• Old dieters never die, they just waist away.

• Old drivers never die, they just extend their bottom time.

• Old drivers never die, they just flop.

• Old drivers never die, they just get board.

• Old drivers never die, they just lose their spring.

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