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• Old academics never die, they just lose their faculties.

• Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.

• Old actors never die, they just drop a part.

• Old alcoholics and drug addicts never die, they just get wasted.

• Old anthropologists never die, they just become history.

• Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.

• Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.

• Old assets never die, they just depreciate.

• Old astronauts never die, they just go to another world.

• Old atoms never die, they just decay.

• Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.

• Old bankers never die, they just want to be a loan.

• Old baseball players never die, they just run their last lap.

• Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.

• Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.

• Old bikers never die, but they're hard on tires.

• Old biologists never die, they just ferment away.

• Old blondes never fade, they just dye away.

• Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures.

• Old books never die, they just go out-of-print.

• Old bowlers never die, they just end up in the gutter.

• Old bridge players never die, they just lose their finesse.

• Old bridge players never die, they just sit around on their fat aces.

• Old bureaucrats never die, they just waste away.

• Old burglars never die, they just steal away.

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