Bill Clinton's Retirement Plans
10. Spend more quality time with Chelsea and her
13 half brothers and sisters.
9. Tour the nations'
prisons to improve conditions, visit friends.
8.
Write book: "The American Presidency: An Oral History."
7. Buy a Hooter's franchise.
6. Catch up on
eight-year stack of "Penthouse"
5. Search for a new
outlet for well-developed lying and cheating skills.
4. Continue work counseling interns.
3. Stop using
fake names in personal ads.
2. Take little Buddy out
three times a day -- also walk the dog.
1. Get to
know those Gore girls better.
Also, Clinton stated
that when he leaves office there are three things he really wants to
do......the Dixie Chicks
