50th Anniversary
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding
anniversary.
On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's
getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years
together. He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got
married.
Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown
in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would've been a
free man!"
